[No, that's the title of it, really!
The basis is that I'm supposed to write a sermon about how someone is being sent to Hell for one of my pet peeves. I chose interrupting me.]There will come a day when even the healthiest man, a hundred years or more, will die. He will know it is his time and he will come before the altar of judgment and his will be passed down. A faithful life he’s led. Intelligent, he was the model of a student and a good husband to his wife. But this man has one fault that will send him to the depths of hell, this fault so clear in the eyes of our Lord, that it is a black cancer that slowly spread and consumed the purest essences of this soul.
A man destined for hell for refusal to follow common communication practices, of interrupting day after day, where he is not wanted, is no more than a call for the bleakest tortures at the hand of the Devil. It is here on the God-granted Earth that we may fully understand the true horror of this sin. This is disrespectful of his fellow man to refuse to mind his own business when others are discussing something. It is an invasion of privacy, a breach of conduct, and the Lord frowns on those who do not love others as they would love themselves – this selfsame man will refuse to be interrupted. He will talk over others. The Lord spoke that we must treat others, as we would want ourselves treated. This conduct is the same as walking between a couple talking. Such rudeness is scorned by good, Christian society and by the plain politeness spoken by our Lord Jesus.
In Hell, this man’s eyes will be plucked out so he may no longer see his fellow man. His ears will be sliced off and plugged with wax, for he no longer may hear his fellow man. His tongue will be cut out and used as a decoration on the table of Satan so he may no longer communicate. Then, Satan himself will offer up this wreck of a man to his lower devils. They may taunt and prod and poke. The man will not hear, will not speak, cannot object, and cannot see – those around him will forever torment him. They will tease him with the pleasures of man’s company but they will forever scorn him. He will never hear the laughter of his loved ones; he will never speak the pleasures of speech; he will never see the beauties of the world for his his part in the dis-respectfulness of his worldly life.
It is written that a man will be given back what he forgoes while in the Kingdom of God; it is the opposite in Hell. A man will be tormented a thousand-fold what he forces onto others. Disrespect is returned by scorn, murder with endless lives of torture. It is only right that the man who interrupts constantly is taunted unceasingly by that which he took pleasure in.
[>> Think I was thorough enough? That's just a little less than a page single-spaced.]